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Hey everybody
Have you heard the news
Joe Bob is back in town
He's over at the drive-in
Hanging around
Watching crazy movies
So come on down, to
Joe Bob's last drive-in show
Blood, beasties, boobies, and more
Joe Bob's last drive-in show
It's a spooky marathon
With Monsters and Ghosts
Crazy, kooky fun
With the world's greatest host (yeah!)
Joe Bob's last drive-in show
(It's gonna be legendary)
Joe Bob's last drive-in show
(It's gonna be very scary)
Joe Bob's last drive-in show
Let's go!
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We are Drive-In Mutants
We are not like other people
We are sick
We are disgusting
We believe in Blood
And Breasts
And Beasts
If life had a vomit meter
We'd be off the scale
As long as one Drive-In remains
On the planet Earth
We will party like jungle animals
We will boogie 'til we puke
The Drive-In will never die
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I'm a Bloodsucking Freak
When I'm out in the streets
When I'm in between the sheets
I'll make you weak in the knees
And then I'll feed you some head cheese
What do they call me?
You're a Bloodsucking Freak
My rigatoni
Is very unique
What do they call me?
You're a Bloodsucking Freak
A Bloodsucking Freak
I'm a Bloodsucking Freak
With an air of mystique
Don't sweat the technique
You're gonna love my physique
And then I'll feed you more head cheese
What do they call me?
You're a Bloodsucking Freak
My rigatoni
Is very unique
What do they call me?
You're a Bloodsucking Freak
A Bloodsucking Freak
If you would be my boo
Then I will be your freaky Sardu
Oh yeah!
What do they call me?
You're a Bloodsucking Freak
My rigatoni
Is very unique
What do they call me?
You're a Bloodsucking Freak
A Bloodsucking Freak
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Lizard of Industry
00:40
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Woke up this morning
I got the Frogtown blues
Yeah without warning
There's uranium in my shoes
I'm down in hell
Oh well
My sperm count in chartreuse
Woke up this evening
I paid my drive-in dues
The frogs keep screaming
While they barter and schmooze
What's that you say
The buffet?
Eatin' flies is old news
Sam Hell!
What the hell!
Sam Hell!
Woke up this morning
I got the Frogtown blues
I'm down in hell
Might as well
Protect my family jewels
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Chili Bandit Chili
Num Num
Put it in your belly
Chili Bandit Chili
It'll change your life
Yeah, that's right!
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The Mail Girl Song
01:55
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I’m discontented
With things you’ve invented,
So I want the facts to be known.
Being the mail girl
Can feel like the blame girl
When certain things get overblown.
Sometimes the view from your side
Can seem a bit snide—
And that’s okay . . .
Since you’re outnumbered,
We feel unencumbered—
So please think of it this a'way . . .
Picture this, the two of us,
Never causing any fuss,
You would freak
And seek the reason why . . .
Nobody jeering or wincing or sneering,
No one appearing with emails endearing,
We’d just like it known, dear,
That you need a chaperone, dear.
Here we are, the drive-in three,
Celebrating infamy,
Forty years of
Puzzling repartee.
We will always bring you back,
Lest you seem a maniac.
Oh can’t you see
We love you perfectly.
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John Brennan Queens, New York
Experiments in the Key of Brennan
"My Rigatoni is Very Unique"
#TheLastDriveIn
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