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Maestro Is Back in Town
01:04
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Bad Bad Luck
01:28
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Woe unto thee
Who believes
That 666
Is the most evil number
Thirteen is evil supreme
And every day
Is a Friday
Raven, Crow, Black Cat
Walking underneath
Thirteen Ladders
Hat on a bed
Ladybug's dead
Spilt the salt
It's all my fault
Bad bad luck
Bad bad luck
Sucks, sucks
Bad bad luck
Broken mirror
Doppelgänger
666
Upside down Crucifix
Open an umbrella inside
Right before the wedding
I saw my bride
Failure to share a chain letter
My life is hell
It never gets better
Bad bad luck
Bad bad luck
Sucks, sucks
Bad bad luck
Broken mirror
Doppelgänger
666
Upside down Crucifix
Seven years, motherfucker!
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Gas up
Get with it
Your love
I'm winning
Feels good
Saturday night
Got snacks
Cold beverage
This is just
The beginning
Come closer now
I swear I won't bite
(Oh you know I'm lying)
Turn the radio dial to 8.69
Tap into the power line
You're my bloody valentine
So let's get in the back
Seats reclined
Apples, peaches, pumpkin pie
Beep-Beep
Back seat at the drive-in
Hop in and we're gonna sin
The radio's fine
The movie won't mind
You and me baby
Private time
Beep-Beep
Back seat at the drive-in
Hop in and we're gonna sin
Stick shift drive-in love!
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4. |
Sweet Love Professor
01:18
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Sometimes Love
Gives us a heart
Electrifies our mind
And tosses us aside
Other times Love
Brings us together
A beautiful tether
For an undead life
I miss the days it was just you and me
But now I'm hand in hand with my misery, oh
Never say never
Purple pleasure
Stay here forever
Let's have an adventure
Try to remember
Our past endeavor
Call me up whenever
Put me back together
My sweet, sweet love professor
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6. |
Tiny Little Pizzas
01:39
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Drift and Sway
Drift and Sway
We're gonna cut you into Pizzas
Tiny Little Pizzas
Yankee Doodle came to town
Riding on a pony
Shoved a feather in his cap
And called it macaroni
Yankee Doodle pick it up
Yankee Doodle Dandy
Mind your manners pick it up
And let the girls be handy
Mommy makes me mash my M & M's
Yum Yum
Drift and Sway
Drift and Sway
We're gonna cut you into Pizzas
Tiny Little Pizzas
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You may ask yourself
Who is this Charles Band?
And you may say to yourself
Is it Full Moon or Empire?
You may find yourself
In a diner with the Stackpools
And you may say to yourself
Hello there Jacqueline Lovell
Richard Band's score
Sings to me
Release date '96
A crazy clan of mutants
Head of the Family
Life is a mystery
Experimental basement dwellers
Science in the cellar
Benjamin Carr, a pseudonym
For another storyteller
You may ask yourself
Am I as smart as Myron?
And you may ask yourself
What's up with Wheeler's eyes?
And you may find yourself
With a crush on Ernestina
And you may want to say
What's up with Otis laughing?
Richard Band's score
Sings to me
Blackmail and intrigue
Elvis P. Resley
Head of the Family
Life is a mystery
Experimental basement dwellers
Science in the cellar
Burning down the house when
Otis pulls the lever
Head of the Family
What say Yuki?
You're not scary
You don't scare me
Water flowing undersea
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8. |
Spooky Yuki in a Tree
01:12
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Go Go Go Go Go Go Go
Run Away From the Sharknado
It’s your greatest foe foe foe
Don’t Wanna Get Eaten By a Sharknado
By air, by land, by sea
I See That Sharknado Coming For Me
I Can’t Run. I Can’t Hide
I Just Don’t Want To Die
Sharknado
Sharknado
It can Twist And You Will Shout
Those Fish are Gonna Take You Out
It’s Got Teeth. It’s Got Speed
Destruction is All It Needs
No No No No No No No
Run Away From the Sharknado
Blood is gonna Flow Flow Flow
Don’t Want To Die in a Sharknado
Sharknado
Sharknado
Sharknado
Sharknado
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10. |
The Mail Girl Song
01:51
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12. |
Thank You, Maestro
02:04
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Well season 5
Is certainly alive
There's so much coming up
It boggles my mind
Outta sight
The drive-in will never die
And we hope you agree
This premiere was on fire
The dead got up and walked
We saw a zombie fight a shark
Oh my!
Splinter in the eye
At the gates of hell
The blind were leading the blind
We gave you Fulci
We showed you Zombi
We went all the way Beyond
With Fabio Frizzi
Thank you Maestro
But now it's time to go
So please take us on out
With a synthesizer solo
Oh!
---Fabio Frizzi Synth Solo---
Thank you Maestro
Heck of a solo
We'll have Yuki paint you up
A very shiny Bolo
That's the whole show
It's time to go-go
So here's Joe Bob Briggs now
To take us on home
Yo!
---Joe Bob's Farewell---
---Fabio Frizzi & the Frizzi Band Coda---
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15. |
Zombie Jamboree
03:12
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16. |
Do the Angela (Demo)
01:24
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17. |
Walpurgisnacht
01:21
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Witches bound for the Brocken are we
The stubble is yellow and the new grain green
All our number will gather there
And You-Know-Who will take the chair
So we race over hedges and ditches
The he-goat stinks and so do the witches
Walpurgisnacht, Walpurgisnacht!
Now to the Brocken we witches ride
And Squire Uranus will come preside
Over the valley our company floats
Laughing and farting on stinking goats
The stench is foul but the mood is bright
As we dance on through the night
Walpurgisnacht, Walpurgisnacht!
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18. |
Amsterdamned
01:55
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Somewhere
Somewhere in the black night
Shining
Eyes that follow your stride
You can't hide
From the monster reptile
(ooohooo, yeah)
Amsterdamned, Amsterdamned, oho
This is Amsterdamned
Amsterdamned, Amsterdamned, oho
This place is damned!
Something
Something terrible awaiting
You find
You can not escape him
You can't hide
Can you hear him breathing?
(It’s so dark, it’s so close, in the night)
Amsterdamned, Amsterdamned, oho
This is Amsterdamned
Amsterdamned, Amsterdamned, oho
This place is damned!
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19. |
Nutcrackerz
00:59
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20. |
The Big Briggs Touch
00:53
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21. |
Gotta Be Biedermeier
01:02
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24. |
Hot Dog
01:42
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25. |
The Mutant Wedding March
01:26
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Just Like Jerry Lewis
I'm gonna leave you with a song
Oh yeah I have to do this
It's almost time to say so long
It's true
But don't be blue
I feel the Christmas Spirit
I really hope that you do too
Come gather round to hear it
I think some gratitude is due
Thank you
And you, and you
So if you feel like
The apocalypse is soon
Remember
Christmas is a miracle
And so are you
(Christmas is a miracle)
And so are you
(Christmas is a miracle)
And so are you
(Christmas is a miracle)
And so are you
(Christmas is a miracle)
...Talkin' Verse...
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Sometimes life is so sublime
Enjoy it in your prime
Other times life's full of strife
And cuts you with a knife
But we all must ramble on
Learn to love and shamble on
This is not the end
No not goodbye
See you on the other side
(You've got to ramble on and shamble on)
See you on the other side
(Learn how to get along and sing a song)
See you on the other side
(You've got to ramble on and shamble on)
See you on the other side
(Learn how to get along and sing a song)
See you on the other side
See you on the other side
At the drive-in in the sky
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John Brennan Queens, New York
Experiments in the Key of Brennan
"My Rigatoni is Very Unique"
#TheLastDriveIn
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