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Lonely Red Christmas
02:32
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Lonely Red Christmas
I don't need no tinsel
You can keep that Christmas tree
The night is so damn silent
Except for all the screams
The only snow I'm seein’
Is the static on TV
'Cause this year
It's the VCR and me
I'm settling in
For a Lonely Red Christmas
The only color that makes me whole
It's another Red Christmas
And I'm
All alone
The only Yule I've ever known
See those shadows dancin'
My only company
The movie credits roll now
As I drift off to sleep
The only sound I'm hearin’
Is a cricket symphony
This year
It's the VCR and me
I'm settling in
For a Lonely Red Christmas
The only color that makes me whole
It's another Red Christmas
And I'm
All alone
The only Yule I'll ever know
Next year might be different
I don't know
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Merry Red Christmas
02:38
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I don't want to celebrate the holidays
Because every year it's all the same
The parties are bad and that's the truth
Your Grandma Ruth only has one tooth
Your Uncle Bob is a great big slob
And your Aunt Loraine, she's a major pain
The food is stale and the drinks are weak
Below the mistletoe I see a lecherous freak
Forget about holiday cheer
Joe Bob's drinking some Lone Star beer
Fire up the VCR
And host a movie marathon
On this Merry Red Christmas
I'd rather be alone
Unplug my rotary phone
Merry Red Christmas
Turn off the schmaltzy music
We'll all do a lot less pukin'
Merry Red Christmas
Forget your roasted turkey
I'll stuff my face with beef jerky
Merry Red Christmas
Shut down the Polar Express
And I bet you'll be a lot less depressed
Merry Red Christmas
All the malls are packed to the brim
And 'Deck the Halls' gets under my skin
Hell on Earth is a Santa Con
Happy Days are now woebegone
There's too much fightin'
And there's too much fuss
Corporate greed
Replaced Baby Jesus
So like Macaulay
I'll be home alone
This Christmas goose
Has been picked to the bone
Forget about holiday cheer
Joe Bob's drinking some Lone Star beer
And I don't care what you say
'River' by Joni Mitchell ain't a Christmas song
No way!
On this Merry Red Christmas
I'd rather be alone
Unplug my rotary phone
Merry Red Christmas
Turn off the schmaltzy music
We'll all do a lot less pukin'
Merry Red Christmas
Forget your roasted turkey
I'll stuff my face with beef jerky
Merry Red Christmas
Shut down the Polar Express
And I bet you'll be a lot less depressed
Merry Red Christmas
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The 12 Days of Phantasm
06:21
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