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Merry Christmas, Have A Beer {Holiday Single}

by John Brennan

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Merry Christmas, have a beer Raise your glass and cheer Drink another one for Christ And a Happy New Year Family's coming by Somebody's bound to die So let's drink a bunch of shots Before apocalypse is nigh Grandpa Joe is doing blow Right below the mistletoe Grandma Dee took a pee Underneath the Christmas tree Capra fuckin' lied It's a horrible life The only thing to do Is get drunk tonight! Merry Christmas, have a beer Raise your glass and cheer Drink another one for Christ And a Happy New Year Family's coming by Somebody's bound to die So let's drink a bunch of shots Before apocalypse is nigh Uncle Stevie is a thief He even stole the Christmas wreath Auntie Kim admires him Ugly cunts and kith and kin Everybody sucks So I proceed to suck A thousand pints of suds This night has run amuck! Merry Christmas, have a beer Raise your glass and cheer Drink another one for Christ And a Happy New Year Family's coming by Somebody's bound to die So let's drink a bunch of shots Before apocalypse is nigh It wouldn't be Christmas Without the pretty lights It wouldn't be Christmas Without a butcher knife! Fights! Die! Die! Die! Merry Christmas, have a beer Raise your glass and cheer Drink another one for Christ And a Happy New Year Family's coming by Somebody's bound to die So let's drink a bunch of shots Before apocalypse is nigh

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released December 14, 2020

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