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Merry Christmas, Have A Beer

from Merry Christmas, Have A Beer {Holiday Single} by John Brennan

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Merry Christmas, have a beer
Raise your glass and cheer
Drink another one for Christ
And a Happy New Year
Family's coming by
Somebody's bound to die
So let's drink a bunch of shots
Before apocalypse is nigh

Grandpa Joe is doing blow
Right below the mistletoe
Grandma Dee took a pee
Underneath the Christmas tree
Capra fuckin' lied
It's a horrible life
The only thing to do
Is get drunk tonight!

Merry Christmas, have a beer
Raise your glass and cheer
Drink another one for Christ
And a Happy New Year
Family's coming by
Somebody's bound to die
So let's drink a bunch of shots
Before apocalypse is nigh

Uncle Stevie is a thief
He even stole the Christmas wreath
Auntie Kim admires him
Ugly cunts and kith and kin
Everybody sucks
So I proceed to suck
A thousand pints of suds
This night has run amuck!

Merry Christmas, have a beer
Raise your glass and cheer
Drink another one for Christ
And a Happy New Year
Family's coming by
Somebody's bound to die
So let's drink a bunch of shots
Before apocalypse is nigh

It wouldn't be Christmas
Without the pretty lights
It wouldn't be Christmas
Without a butcher knife!
Fights!
Die! Die! Die!

Merry Christmas, have a beer
Raise your glass and cheer
Drink another one for Christ
And a Happy New Year
Family's coming by
Somebody's bound to die
So let's drink a bunch of shots
Before apocalypse is nigh

credits

from Merry Christmas, Have A Beer {Holiday Single}, released December 14, 2020

license

all rights reserved

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