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Part of #TheLastDriveIn w/ Joe Bob Briggs Season 4 Premiere 4/29/22

lyrics

I’m discontented
With things you’ve invented,
So I want the facts to be known.

Being the mail girl
Can feel like the blame girl
When certain things get overblown.

Sometimes the view from your side
Can seem a bit snide—
And that’s okay . . .

Since you’re outnumbered,
We feel unencumbered—
So please think of it this a'way . . .

Picture this, the two of us,
Never causing any fuss,
You would freak
And seek the reason why . . .

Nobody jeering or wincing or sneering,
No one appearing with emails endearing,
We’d just like it known, dear,
That you need a chaperone, dear.

Here we are, the drive-in three,
Celebrating infamy,
Forty years of
Puzzling repartee.
We will always bring you back,
Lest you seem a maniac.
Oh can’t you see
We love you perfectly.

credits

from Songs from "The Last Drive​-​In w/ Joe Bob Briggs", released July 3, 2018
Performed by Darcy the Mail Girl & Honey the Mail Girl
Lyrics by Joe Bob Briggs
Music Arranged & Performed by John Brennan
Additional Vocals by Liz Schack
Based on "Tea for Two" - a 1924 song composed by Vincent Youmans, with lyrics by Irving Caesar

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