Original Air Date 4/26/24 on Shudder
Walpurgisnacht III
#TheLastDriveIn with Joe Bob Briggs
lyrics
Water torture, make ‘em pray, drawn and quartered, strip and flay
Pear of Anguish in the tushie, Witches say “whoah”
Bind and stretching, Iron Maiden, slow-and-steady amputation
Scaphism, Swimming test. Are they gonna float?
Birch rod, red-hot, flog ‘em with the cat o’ nine
Whips aplenty, Wicker Man, here’s a fork right in the eye
Iron Collar bound tight, Judas chairs are fun, right?
Wool shirts, more weight, time to burn ‘em at the stake!
It’s a crying shame
That more witches
Didn’t die this way
We’re getting the fire started!
Purge ‘em in the flames
Evil spirits
We will make you pay
We're getting the fire started!
It’s a crying shame
That more witches
Didn’t die this way
We’re getting the fire started!
Poisoning by wolfsbane, Salem torture’s cool again
Stripped naked, in the stocks, chest pain - big rocks
Spiky chains around the breast, Strappado is the final test,
Crucifix, breaking wheel, forcing fingernails to peel
Witch’s Bridle, Satan’s bride, sons performing matricide,
Public hanging upside-down, stoning by the whole town
Give a dog a urine cake, reciting scripture, heretic!
Needle pricking, holy war, we can’t do it anymore!
It’s a crying shame
That more witches
Didn’t die this way
We’re getting the fire started!
Purge ‘em in the flames
Evil spirits
We will make you pay
We're getting the fire started!
It’s a crying shame
That more witches
Didn’t die this way
We’re getting the fire started!
credits
released April 27, 2024
"We're Getting the Fire Started"
Lyrics by Austin Jennings & John Brennan
Music Written, Produced & Performed by John Brennan
*Inspired by Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start the Fire"
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