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1. |
Joe Bob is Back in Town
00:58
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Hey everybody have you heard the news?
Joe Bob is back in town
He’s over at the drive-in hangin' around,
Watching crazy movies so come on down to
Joe Bob’s Last Drive-In show
Blood, beasties, boobies and mo'
Joe Bob’s Last Drive-In show
Its a spooky marathon with monsters and ghosts
Crazy, kooky fun with the world’s greatest host
(yeah!)
Joe Bob’s Last Drive-In show
(Its gonna be legendary!)
Joe Bob’s Last Drive-In show
(Its gonna be very scary!)
Joe Bob’s Last Drive-In show
Let's go!
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We are drive-in mutants
We are not like other people
We are sick
Disgusting
We believe in
Blood and breasts and beasts
If life had a vomit meter
We'd be off the scale
As long as one drive-in remains
On the planet Earth
We will party like jungle animals
We will boogie 'til we puke
The drive-in will never die
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Hey Travis Crabtree
Wait a minute for me
Let's go back to the bottoms
Back where the fish are biting
Where all the world's inviting
And nobody sees
The flowers bloom but me
Hey Travis Crabtree
Do you see what I see
On the gentle winds of morning
A million birds are singing
Like the bells of heaven ringing
And nobody sees
The flowers bloom but me
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4. |
Song of Madman Marz
01:28
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Lore of the campfire
Telling of his horror
Lost in the woods
With the madman
And the stars
Don't laugh at the tale
Heed if you call him
The legend lives
Beware the Madman Marz
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Hello Mary Lou
It's Prom Night Two
All I wanna do
Is dance with you
Oh doo wop doo wop
Shoo doo wop doo wop
Oh doo bop doo bop
Shoo doo
Shoo doo
I-aye-aye-aye
I don't know
Flippy dippy dough
And a dosey doe
Oh-woah-woah-woah
Aye-aye-aye
Shimmy dimmy dip
And shmao di-bye
Come on, Mary Lou
It's Prom Night Two
All I wanna do is dance with you
I said you got a nice dress
But your hair's a mess
And now that poor Vicki girl
Is so possessed
Oh, flippy dippy dippy dippy
Doopy dippy doopy dippy
Dow
Oh doo wop doo wop
Shoo doo wop doo wop
Oh doo bop doo bop
Shoo doo
Shoo doo
I-aye-aye-aye
I don't know
Flippy dippy doo
And doe ba dodo
Oh-woah-woah-woah
Shmao, shmao, shmao
Flippy dippy dip
And meow, meow, meow
Come on, Mary Lou
It's Prom Night Two
All I wanna do is dance with you
I said you got a nice dress
But your hair's a mess
And now that poor Vicki girl
Is so possessed
Come on, Mary Lou
It's Prom Night Two
All I wanna do is dance with you
I said you've got nice breasts
But your face is a mess
And now that poor Vicki girl
Is so possessed
Oh, flippy dippy dippy dippy
Doopy dippy doopy dippy
Dow
Honey, this is the talkin verse in this song
Where I tell you that I'll love you
My whole life long
Darling, the prom was a magical day
You're my girl
And it'll always be that way
Before we say farewell
On this magical night
We'll go to the diner and give 'em a fright
And then when it's time to say adieu
I'm the luckiest man
Because I got to dance with you
Ya-Ya-Ya-Ya!
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6. |
Lonely Red Christmas
02:32
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I don't need no tinsel
You can keep that Christmas tree
The night is so damn silent
Except for all the screams
The only snow I'm seein’
Is the static on TV
This year
It's the VCR and me
I'm settling in
For a Lonely Red Christmas
The only color that makes me whole
It's another Red Christmas
And I'm
All alone
The only Yule I've ever known
See those shadows dancin'
My only company
The movie credits roll now
As I drift off to sleep
The only sound I'm hearin’
Is a cricket symphony
This year
It's the VCR and me
I'm settling in
For a Lonely Red Christmas
The only color that makes me whole
It's another Red Christmas
And I'm
All alone
The only Yule I'll ever know
Next year might be different
I don't know
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I'm a Bloodsucking Freak
When I'm out in the streets
When I'm in between the sheets
I'll make you weak in the knees
And then I'll feed you some head cheese
What do they call me?
You're a Bloodsucking Freak
My rigatoni
Is very unique
What do they call me?
You're a Bloodsucking Freak
A Bloodsucking Freak
I'm a Bloodsucking Freak
With an air of mystique
Don't sweat the technique
You're gonna love my physique
And then I'll feed you more head cheese
What do they call me?
You're a Bloodsucking Freak
My rigatoni
Is very unique
What do they call me?
You're a Bloodsucking Freak
A Bloodsucking Freak
If you would be my boo
Then I will be your freaky Sardu
Oh yeah!
What do they call me?
You're a Bloodsucking Freak
My rigatoni
Is very unique
What do they call me?
You're a Bloodsucking Freak
A Bloodsucking Freak
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8. |
Lizard of Industry
00:40
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We are drive-in mutants
We are not like other people
We are sick
Disgusting
We believe in
Blood, breasts and beasts
If life had a vomit meter
We'd be off the scale
As long as one drive-in remains
On the planet Earth
We will party like jungle animals
We will boogie 'til we puke
The drive-in will never die
Amen!
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Come one, come all
As the darkness falls
Joe Bob is at it again
Slashers and ghouls
And the werewolves, too
They're all hanging over
By the drive-in
Surprise!
The dead will rise
Oh my!
The lightning strikes
Beware!
It's in the air
Movies are so much
Better with friends
The world's greatest show
Is about to begin
So come on!
(Get ready)
Joe Bob is at it again
(Very scary)
Going back to the drive-in
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12. |
Frogtown Blues
01:50
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Woke up this morning
I got the Frogtown blues
Yeah without warning
There's uranium in my shoes
I'm down in hell
Oh well
My sperm count in chartreuse
Woke up this evening
I paid my drive-in dues
The frogs keep screaming
While they barter and schmooze
What's that you say
The buffet?
Eatin' flies is old news
Sam Hell!
Woke up this morning
I got the Frogtown blues
I'm down in hell
Might as well
Protect my family jewels
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There is a house among the trees
Where werewolves howl, and evil breeds
A cozy home of wicked deeds
We call it Halloween Hideaway - ole!
A dark soirée where shadows dance
You bet your life, a game of chance
A goblin’s kiss, a doomed romance
There’s no leaving Halloween Hideaway - ole!
Impending doom
Upon a flying witch's broom
A graveyard filled
With zombies rising from the tomb
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There is a dark secluded place
Where crews go "poof" without a trace
The host can find no breathing space
It's called New Jersey Hideaway - ole!
They said we shouldn't do a show
They're wearing masks in Buffalo
This year you should the day forego
But no, we'll call it Hideaway - ole!
All the other shows are on hiatus
Don't you know
We were just too eager
To engage a studio
But the season's gremlins
Soon reminded us of this
If you go there
You must beware
Deranged impalers can't resist
And now we meet our reckoning
The ghouls are strangely beckoning
The charnel house is echoing
We had our brainless Hideaway - ole!
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Halloween Hideaway
Where the ghouls and the goblins play
Halloween Hideaway
Where the witches and the werewolves sway
An eerie glow
A UFO
A severed toe
It's apropos
A chilly breeze
Through willow trees
Do not displease
Bella Lugosi
Halloween Hideaway
Where the ghouls and the goblins play
Halloween Hideaway
Where the witches and the werewolves sway
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16. |
Darcy the 13th
00:57
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18. |
Spookies Rap
02:19
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We got a guy named Duke
And a pupped named Mook
Happy birthday Billy
Here's a bunch of balloons
You're gonna be buried alive
Very soon
By a cat boy in a gold vest
It's confusing
Who's this older guy
In a gray suit
Hanging out with teens
It's inexplicable
And who's this older guy
Up in the attic
Talking to a princess
Starting some static
He seems to like chess
Does he own the mansion?
But we're not offered any plot expansion
Here comes a ouija board
Yuki, what's a Spookie?
I have no idea what's going on in this movie!
Hey we're watching Spookies
It's a very confusing movie
So is the ouija board or the guy in the attic
responsible for waking up the Spookies?
I don't know!
Yo! I'm a Spookie and I'm here to say
I'm really really spooky in a major way
You're talking trash about the plot
Is that all you got?
The Street Trash director
Was our steady cam op (Jim Muro)
The only thing we need are Spookie thrills
So sit back, relax and take a chill pill
Or drown out your sorrows in alcohol
While we lay out this very super Spookie roll call:
Spider Spookie
Child Spookie
Grim Reaper Spookie
All of these Spookies
Fartin' Spookies
Keep Fartin' Spookies
Yuki Spookie
I'm not a Spookie!
Hey we're watching Spookies
It's a very confusing movie
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19. |
Chili Bandit Jingle
00:30
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Chili Bandit Chili
Nom Nom
Put it in your belly
Chili Bandit Chili
It'll change your life
Yeah, that's right!
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You got yourself in a tailspin
Going round, going down
You got yourself in a tailspin
Since you took your life downtown
You're thinking that things
Are gonna change
Hasn't happened yet
But it should feel strange
Being on your own
With the move of things
Don't you know
That things remain the same
You got yourself in a tailspin
Going round, going down
You got yourself in a tailspin
Since you took your life downtown
You're taking every kinda pill
To make you high
Playing with the other guys
Will leave you dry
Then you call me up
And you start to cry
Never understand
How and why
You got yourself in a tailspin
Going round, going down
You got yourself in a tailspin
Since you took your life downtown
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21. |
Clint Howard (Thank You)
02:33
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You were the Ice Cream Man
And an alien on Star Trek
You stole the show in Parenthood
And Pauly Shore is Dead
You rocked in Rock 'n' Roll High School
You played a tourist in Leprechaun 2
Your name was Slinky in Tango and Cash
And you were Ricco in Backdraft
We all love you
You're the best
A legendary actor
With great success
Clint Howard
We thank you for being here
On The Last Drive-In
Clint Howard
We celebrate your career
And know you'll keep thriving
For everything that you do
We just want to thank you
For being you
You were brilliant in Evil Speak
So stellar in Apollo 13
Houston we have no problem
Anytime you're on the screen
We all love you
You're the best
A legendary actor
With great success
Clint Howard
We thank you for being here
On The Last Drive-In
Clint Howard
We celebrate your career
And know you'll keep thriving
Clint Howard
We wanna thank you boy
Singin'
Sha na na na
Sha na na na
Sha na na na na na
Clint Howard
For everything that you do
We just want to thank you
For being you
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22. |
Monster Mash
03:08
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I was working in the trailer
Late one night
When my eyes beheld
An eerie sight
For my dragon from his tank
Began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise
(He did the mash)
He did the monster mash
(The monster mash)
It was a graveyard smash
(He did the mash)
It caught on in a flash
(The monster mash)
He did the monster mash
From my body shop
In the truck stop east
To the cheap motel
Where the vampires feast
The mutants all came
From their humble abodes
To get a jolt
From my electrodes
(He did the mash)
He did the monster mash
(The monster mash)
It was a graveyard smash
(He did the mash)
It caught on in a flash
(The monster mash)
He did the monster mash
Zombies were having fun
The party had just begun
The guests included Tall Man
Angela and their son
The scene was rockin'
All were diggin' the sounds
Darcy on chains
Backed by baying hounds
Brennan and the Bigfeet
Were set to arrive
With their group
The Crypt-Kicker Five
(They played the mash)
They played the monster mash
(The monster mash)
It was a graveyard smash
(They played the mash)
It caught on in a flash
(The monster mash)
They played the monster mash
Out from his coffin
Yuki's voice did ring
Seems he was Troubled
By just one thing
He opened the lid
And shook his fist and said
Whatever happened
To my Tokyo twist
(It's now the mash)
It's the monster mash
(The monster mash)
It's a graveyard smash
(It's now the mash)
It caught on in a flash
(The monster mash)
It's now the monster mash
Everything's cool
Yuki's part of the band
And my monster mash
Is the hit of the land
For you, the mutants
We call it mash-fu
Get to my door
And tell 'em Joe Bob sent you
(Then you can mash)
It's the monster mash
(The monster mash)
And it's a graveyard smash
(Then you can mash)
It caught on in a flash
(The monster mash)
It's the monster mash
Darcy
Take off the Silver Shamrock mask
Now
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